| episode | air date | countdown | title |
| S26E06 | 2023-03-29 | | Spring Break | |
| S26E05 | 2023-03-22 | | DikinBaus Hot Dogs | |
| S26E04 | 2023-03-08 | | Deep Learning | |
| S26E03 | 2023-03-01 | | Japanese Toilet | |
| S26E02 | 2023-02-15 | | The Worldwide Privacy Tour | |
| S26E01 | 2023-02-08 | | Cupid Ye | |
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| S25E06 | 2022-03-16 | | Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special | |
| S25E05 | 2022-03-09 | | Help, My Teenager Hates Me! | |
| S25E04 | 2022-03-02 | | Back to the Cold War | |
| S25E03 | 2022-02-16 | | City People | |
| S25E02 | 2022-02-09 | | The Big Fix | |
| S25E01 | 2022-02-02 | | Pajama Day | |
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| S24E02 | 2021-03-10 | | South ParQ Vaccination Special | |
| S24E01 | 2020-09-30 | | The Pandemic Special | |
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| S23E10 | 2019-12-11 | | Christmas Snow | |
| S23E09 | 2019-12-04 | | Basic Cable | |
| S23E08 | 2019-11-27 | | Turd Burglars | |
| S23E07 | 2019-11-13 | | Board Girls | |
| S23E06 | 2019-11-06 | | Season Finale | |
| S23E05 | 2019-10-30 | | Tegridy Farms Halloween Special | |
| S23E04 | 2019-10-16 | | Let Them Eat Goo | |
| S23E03 | 2019-10-09 | | SHOTS!!! | |
| S23E02 | 2019-10-02 | | Band in China | |
| S23E01 | 2019-09-25 | | Mexican Joker | |
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| S22E10 | 2018-12-12 | | Bike Parade | |
| S22E09 | 2018-12-05 | | Unfulfilled | |
| S22E08 | 2018-11-28 | | Buddha Box | |
| S22E07 | 2018-11-14 | | Nobody Got Cereal? | |
| S22E06 | 2018-11-07 | | Time to Get Cereal | |
| S22E05 | 2018-10-31 | | The Scoots | |
| S22E04 | 2018-10-17 | | Tegridy Farms | |
| S22E03 | 2018-10-10 | | The Problem With a Poo | |
| S22E02 | 2018-10-03 | | A Boy and a Priest | |
| S22E01 | 2018-09-26 | | Dead Kids | |
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| S21E10 | 2017-12-06 | | Splatty Tomato | |
| S21E09 | 2017-11-29 | | SUPER HARD PCness | |
| S21E08 | 2017-11-15 | | Moss Piglets | |
| S21E07 | 2017-11-08 | | Doubling Down | |
| S21E06 | 2017-10-25 | | Sons A Witches | |
| S21E05 | 2017-10-18 | | Hummels & Heroin | |
| S21E04 | 2017-10-11 | | Franchise Prequel | |
| S21E03 | 2017-09-27 | | Holiday Special | |
| S21E02 | 2017-09-20 | | Put It Down | |
| S21E01 | 2017-09-13 | | White People Renovating Houses | |
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| S20E10 | 2016-12-07 | | The End of Serialization as We Know It | |
| S20E09 | 2016-11-30 | | Not Funny | |
| S20E08 | 2016-11-16 | | Members Only | |
| S20E07 | 2016-11-09 | | Oh, Jeez | |
| S20E06 | 2016-10-26 | | Fort Collins | |
| S20E05 | 2016-10-19 | | Douche and a Danish | |
| S20E04 | 2016-10-12 | | Wieners Out | |
| S20E03 | 2016-09-28 | | The Damned | |
| S20E02 | 2016-09-21 | | Skank Hunt | |
| S20E01 | 2016-09-14 | | Member Berries | |
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| S19E10 | 2015-12-09 | | PC Principal Final Justice | |
| S19E09 | 2015-12-02 | | Truth and Advertising | |
| S19E08 | 2015-11-18 | | Sponsored Content | |
| S19E07 | 2015-11-11 | | Naughty Ninjas | |
| S19E06 | 2015-10-28 | | Tweek x Craig | |
| S19E05 | 2015-10-21 | | Safe Space | |
| S19E04 | 2015-10-14 | | You're Not Yelping | |
| S19E03 | 2015-09-30 | | The City Part of Town | |
| S19E02 | 2015-09-23 | | Where My Country Gone? | |
| S19E01 | 2015-09-16 | | Stunning and Brave | |
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| S18E10 | 2014-12-10 | | #HappyHolograms | |
| S18E09 | 2014-12-03 | | #REHASH | |
| S18E08 | 2014-11-19 | | Cock Magic | |
| S18E07 | 2014-11-12 | | Grounded Vindaloop | |
| S18E06 | 2014-11-05 | | Freemium Isn't Free | |
| S18E05 | 2014-10-29 | | The Magic Bush | |
| S18E04 | 2014-10-15 | | Handicar | |
| S18E03 | 2014-10-08 | | The Cissy | |
| S18E02 | 2014-10-01 | | Gluten Free Ebola | |
| S18E01 | 2014-09-24 | | Go Fund Yourself | |
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| S17E10 | 2013-12-11 | | The Hobbit | |
| S17E09 | 2013-12-04 | | Titties and Dragons | |
| S17E08 | 2013-11-20 | | A Song of Ass and Fire | |
| S17E07 | 2013-11-13 | | Black Friday | |
| S17E06 | 2013-11-06 | | Ginger Cow | |
| S17E05 | 2013-10-30 | | Taming Strange | |
| S17E04 | 2013-10-23 | | Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers | |
| S17E03 | 2013-10-09 | | World War Zimmerman | |
| S17E02 | 2013-10-02 | | Informative Murder Porn | |
| S17E01 | 2013-09-25 | | Let Go, Let Gov | |
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| S16E14 | 2012-11-07 | | Obama Wins! | |
| S16E13 | 2012-10-31 | | A Scause for Applause | |
| S16E12 | 2012-10-24 | | A Nightmare on FaceTime | |
| S16E11 | 2012-10-17 | | Going Native | |
| S16E10 | 2012-10-10 | | Insecurity | |
| S16E09 | 2012-10-03 | | Raising the Bar | |
| S16E08 | 2012-09-26 | | Sarcastaball | |
| S16E07 | 2012-04-25 | | Cartman Finds Love | |
| S16E06 | 2012-04-18 | | I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining | |
| S16E05 | 2012-04-11 | | Butterballs | |
| S16E04 | 2012-04-04 | | Jewpacabra | |
| S16E03 | 2012-03-28 | | Faith Hilling | |
| S16E02 | 2012-03-21 | | Cash for Gold | |
| S16E01 | 2012-03-14 | | Reverse Cowgirl | |
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| S15E14 | 2011-11-16 | | The Poor Kid | |
| S15E13 | 2011-11-09 | | A History Channel Thanksgiving | |
| S15E12 | 2011-11-02 | | 1% | |
| S15E11 | 2011-10-26 | | Broadway Bro Down | |
| S15E10 | 2011-10-19 | | Bass to Mouth | |
| S15E09 | 2011-10-12 | | The Last of the Meheecans | |
| S15E08 | 2011-10-05 | | Ass Burgers | |
| S15E07 | 2011-06-08 | | You're Getting Old | |
| S15E06 | 2011-06-01 | | City Sushi | |
| S15E05 | 2011-05-25 | | Crack Baby Athletic Association | |
| S15E04 | 2011-05-18 | | T.M.I. | |
| S15E03 | 2011-05-11 | | Royal Pudding | |
| S15E02 | 2011-05-04 | | Funnybot | |
| S15E01 | 2011-04-27 | | HUMANCENTiPAD | |
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| S14E14 | 2010-11-17 | | Crème Fraîche | |
| S14E13 | 2010-11-10 | | Coon Vs. Coon & Friends (3) | |
| S14E12 | 2010-11-03 | | Mysterion Rises (2) | |
| S14E11 | 2010-10-27 | | Coon 2: Hindsight (1) | |
| S14E10 | 2010-10-20 | | Insheeption | |
| S14E09 | 2010-10-13 | | It's a Jersey Thing | |
| S14E08 | 2010-10-06 | | Poor and Stupid | |
| S14E07 | 2010-04-28 | | Crippled Summer | |
| S14E06 | 2010-04-21 | | 201 (2) | |
| S14E05 | 2010-04-14 | | 200 (1) | |
| S14E04 | 2010-04-07 | | You Have 0 Friends | |
| S14E03 | 2010-03-31 | | Medicinal Fried Chicken | |
| S14E02 | 2010-03-24 | | The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs | |
| S14E01 | 2010-03-17 | | Sexual Healing | |
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| S13E14 | 2009-11-18 | | Pee | |
| S13E13 | 2009-11-11 | | Dances With Smurfs | |
| S13E12 | 2009-11-04 | | The F Word | |
| S13E11 | 2009-10-28 | | Whale Whores | |
| S13E10 | 2009-10-21 | | W.T.F. | |
| S13E09 | 2009-10-14 | | Butters' Bottom Bitch | |
| S13E08 | 2009-10-07 | | Dead Celebrities | |
| S13E07 | 2009-04-22 | | Fatbeard | |
| S13E06 | 2009-04-15 | | Pinewood Derby | |
| S13E05 | 2009-04-08 | | Fishsticks | |
| S13E04 | 2009-04-01 | | Eat, Pray, Queef | |
| S13E03 | 2009-03-25 | | Margaritaville | |
| S13E02 | 2009-03-18 | | The Coon | |
| S13E01 | 2009-03-11 | | The Ring | |
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| S12E14 | 2008-11-19 | | The Ungroundable | |
| S12E13 | 2008-11-12 | | Elementary School Musical | |
| S12E12 | 2008-11-05 | | About Last Night... | |
| S12E11 | 2008-10-29 | | Pandemic 2: The Startling (2) | |
| S12E10 | 2008-10-22 | | Pandemic (1) | |
| S12E09 | 2008-10-15 | | Breast Cancer Show Ever | |
| S12E08 | 2008-10-08 | | The China Probrem | |
| S12E07 | 2008-04-23 | | Super Fun Time | |
| S12E06 | 2008-04-16 | | Over Logging | |
| S12E05 | 2008-04-09 | | Eek, A Penis! | |
| S12E04 | 2008-04-02 | | Canada on Strike | |
| S12E03 | 2008-03-26 | | Major Boobage | |
| S12E02 | 2008-03-19 | | Britney's New Look | |
| S12E01 | 2008-03-12 | | Tonsil Trouble | |
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| S11E14 | 2007-11-14 | | The List | |
| S11E13 | 2007-11-07 | | Guitar Queer-o | |
| S11E12 | 2007-10-31 | | Imaginationland (3) | |
| S11E11 | 2007-10-24 | | Imaginationland (2) | |
| S11E10 | 2007-10-17 | | Imaginationland (1) | |
| S11E09 | 2007-10-10 | | More Crap | |
| S11E08 | 2007-10-03 | | Le Petit Tourette | |
| S11E07 | 2007-04-18 | | Night of the Living Homeless | |
| S11E06 | 2007-04-11 | | D-Yikes! | |
| S11E05 | 2007-04-04 | | Fantastic Easter Special | |
| S11E04 | 2007-03-28 | | The Snuke | |
| S11E03 | 2007-03-21 | | Lice Capades | |
| S11E02 | 2007-03-14 | | Cartman Sucks | |
| S11E01 | 2007-03-07 | | With Apologies to Jesse Jackson | |
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| S10E14 | 2006-11-15 | | Stanley's Cup | |
| S10E13 | 2006-11-08 | | Go God Go XII | |
| S10E12 | 2006-11-01 | | Go God Go | |
| S10E11 | 2006-10-25 | | Hell on Earth 2006 | |
| S10E10 | 2006-10-18 | | Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy | |
| S10E09 | 2006-10-11 | | Mystery of the Urinal Deuce | |
| S10E08 | 2006-10-04 | | Make Love, Not Warcraft | |
| S10E07 | 2006-05-03 | | Tsst | |
| S10E06 | 2006-04-26 | | Manbearpig | |
| S10E05 | 2006-04-19 | | A Million Little Fibers | |
| S10E04 | 2006-04-12 | | Cartoon Wars (2) | |
| S10E03 | 2006-04-05 | | Cartoon Wars (1) | |
| S10E02 | 2006-03-29 | | Smug Alert | |
| S10E01 | 2006-03-22 | | The Return of Chef | |
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| S09E14 | 2005-12-07 | | Bloody Mary | |
| S09E13 | 2005-11-30 | | Free Willzyx | |
| S09E12 | 2005-11-16 | | Trapped in the Closet | |
| S09E11 | 2005-11-09 | | Ginger Kids | |
| S09E10 | 2005-11-02 | | Follow That Egg | |
| S09E09 | 2005-10-26 | | Marjorine | |
| S09E08 | 2005-10-19 | | Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow | |
| S09E07 | 2005-04-20 | | Erection Day | |
| S09E06 | 2005-04-13 | | The Death of Eric Cartman | |
| S09E05 | 2005-04-06 | | The Losing Edge | |
| S09E04 | 2005-03-30 | | Best Friends Forever | |
| S09E03 | 2005-03-23 | | Wing | |
| S09E02 | 2005-03-16 | | Die Hippie, Die | |
| S09E01 | 2005-03-09 | | Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina | |
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| S08E14 | 2004-12-15 | | Woodland Critter Christmas | |
| S08E13 | 2004-12-08 | | Cartman's Incredible Gift | |
| S08E12 | 2004-12-01 | | Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset | |
| S08E11 | 2004-11-17 | | Quest for Ratings | |
| S08E10 | 2004-11-10 | | Pre-School | |
| S08E09 | 2004-11-03 | | Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes | |
| S08E08 | 2004-10-27 | | Douche and Turd | |
| S08E07 | 2004-04-28 | | Goobacks | |
| S08E06 | 2004-04-21 | | The Jeffersons | |
| S08E05 | 2004-04-14 | | AWESOM-O | |
| S08E04 | 2004-04-07 | | You Got F'd in the A | |
| S08E03 | 2004-03-31 | | The Passion of the Jew | |
| S08E02 | 2004-03-24 | | Up the Down Steroid | |
| S08E01 | 2004-03-17 | | Good Times with Weapons | |
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| S07E15 | 2003-12-17 | | It's Christmas in Canada | |
| S07E14 | 2003-12-10 | | Raisins | |
| S07E13 | 2003-12-03 | | Butt Out | |
| S07E12 | 2003-11-19 | | All About Mormons | |
| S07E11 | 2003-11-12 | | Casa Bonita | |
| S07E10 | 2003-11-05 | | Grey Dawn | |
| S07E09 | 2003-10-29 | | Christian Rock Hard | |
| S07E08 | 2003-10-22 | | South Park is Gay | |
| S07E07 | 2003-04-30 | | Red Man's Greed | |
| S07E06 | 2003-04-23 | | Lil' Crime Stoppers | |
| S07E05 | 2003-04-16 | | Fat Butt and Pancake Head | |
| S07E04 | 2003-04-09 | | I'm A Little Bit Country | |
| S07E03 | 2003-04-02 | | Toilet Paper | |
| S07E02 | 2003-03-26 | | Krazy Kripples | |
| S07E01 | 2003-03-19 | | Cancelled | |
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| S06E17 | 2002-12-11 | | Red Sleigh Down | |
| S06E16 | 2002-12-04 | | My Future Self n' Me | |
| S06E15 | 2002-11-27 | | The Biggest Douche in the Universe | |
| S06E14 | 2002-11-20 | | The Death Camp of Tolerance | |
| S06E13 | 2002-11-13 | | The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to th | |
| S06E12 | 2002-11-06 | | A Ladder to Heaven | |
| S06E11 | 2002-07-24 | | Child Abduction is Not Funny | |
| S06E10 | 2002-07-17 | | Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society | |
| S06E09 | 2002-07-10 | | Free Hat | |
| S06E08 | 2002-07-03 | | Red Hot Catholic Love | |
| S06E07 | 2002-06-26 | | The Simpsons Already Did It | |
| S06E06 | 2002-04-10 | | Professor Chaos | |
| S06E05 | 2002-04-03 | | The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer | |
| S06E04 | 2002-03-27 | | Fun With Veal | |
| S06E03 | 2002-03-20 | | Freak Strike | |
| S06E02 | 2002-03-13 | | Asspen | |
| S06E01 | 2002-03-06 | | Jared Has Aides | |
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| S05E14 | 2001-12-12 | | Butters' Very Own Episode | |
| S05E13 | 2001-12-05 | | Kenny Dies | |
| S05E12 | 2001-11-28 | | Here Comes the Neighborhood | |
| S05E11 | 2001-11-21 | | The Entity | |
| S05E10 | 2001-11-14 | | How to Eat with Your Butt | |
| S05E09 | 2001-11-07 | | Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants | |
| S05E08 | 2001-08-08 | | Towelie | |
| S05E07 | 2001-08-01 | | Proper Condom Use | |
| S05E06 | 2001-07-25 | | Cartmanland | |
| S05E05 | 2001-07-18 | | Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow | |
| S05E04 | 2001-07-11 | | Scott Tenorman Must Die | |
| S05E03 | 2001-07-04 | | Super Best Friends | |
| S05E02 | 2001-06-27 | | Cripple Fight | |
| S05E01 | 2001-06-20 | | It Hits the Fan | |
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| S04E17 | 2000-12-20 | | A Very Crappy Christmas | |
| S04E16 | 2000-12-13 | | The Wacky Molestation Adventure | |
| S04E15 | 2000-12-06 | | Fat Camp | |
| S04E14 | 2000-11-29 | | Pip | |
| S04E13 | 2000-11-22 | | Helen Keller! The Musical | |
| S04E12 | 2000-11-15 | | Trapper Keeper | |
| S04E11 | 2000-11-08 | | Fourth Grade | |
| S04E10 | 2000-07-26 | | Probably (2) | |
| S04E09 | 2000-07-19 | | Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (1) | |
| S04E08 | 2000-07-12 | | Something You Can Do with Your Finger | |
| S04E07 | 2000-07-05 | | Chef Goes Nanners | |
| S04E06 | 2000-06-28 | | Cherokee Hair Tampons | |
| S04E05 | 2000-06-21 | | Cartman Joins NAMBLA | |
| S04E04 | 2000-04-26 | | Quintuplets 2000 | |
| S04E03 | 2000-04-19 | | Timmy 2000 | |
| S04E02 | 2000-04-12 | | Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 | |
| S04E01 | 2000-04-05 | | The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 | |
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| S03E17 | 2000-01-12 | | Worldwide Recorder Concert | |
| S03E16 | 1999-12-29 | | Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus | |
| S03E15 | 1999-12-01 | | Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics | |
| S03E14 | 1999-11-24 | | The Red Badge of Gayness | |
| S03E13 | 1999-11-17 | | Starvin' Marvin in Space! | |
| S03E12 | 1999-11-10 | | Hooked on Monkey Fonics | |
| S03E11 | 1999-11-03 | | Chinpokomon | |
| S03E10 | 1999-10-27 | | Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery | |
| S03E09 | 1999-07-28 | | Jewbilee | |
| S03E08 | 1999-07-21 | | Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub | |
| S03E07 | 1999-07-14 | | Cat Orgy | |
| S03E06 | 1999-07-07 | | Sexual Harassment Panda | |
| S03E05 | 1999-06-23 | | Tweek vs. Craig | |
| S03E04 | 1999-06-16 | | Jakovasaurs | |
| S03E03 | 1999-04-21 | | The Succubus | |
| S03E02 | 1999-04-14 | | Spontaneous Combustion | |
| S03E01 | 1999-04-07 | | Rainforest Shmainforest | |
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| S02E18 | 1999-01-20 | | Prehistoric Ice Man | |
| S02E17 | 1998-12-16 | | Gnomes | |
| S02E16 | 1998-12-09 | | Merry Christmas Charlie Manson | |
| S02E15 | 1998-10-28 | | Spookyfish | |
| S02E14 | 1998-10-07 | | Chef Aid | |
| S02E13 | 1998-09-30 | | Cow Days | |
| S02E12 | 1998-09-23 | | Clubhouses | |
| S02E11 | 1998-09-02 | | Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods | |
| S02E10 | 1998-08-26 | | Chickenpox | |
| S02E09 | 1998-08-19 | | Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls | |
| S02E08 | 1998-06-24 | | Summer Sucks | |
| S02E07 | 1998-06-17 | | City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) | |
| S02E06 | 1998-06-10 | | The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka | |
| S02E05 | 1998-06-03 | | Conjoined Fetus Lady | |
| S02E04 | 1998-05-27 | | Chickenlover | |
| S02E03 | 1998-05-20 | | Ike's Wee Wee | |
| S02E02 | 1998-04-22 | | Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut | |
| S02E01 | 1998-04-01 | | Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus | |
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| S01E13 | 1998-02-25 | | Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut | |
| S01E12 | 1998-02-18 | | Mecha-Streisand | |
| S01E11 | 1998-02-11 | | Tom's Rhinoplasty | |
| S01E10 | 1998-02-04 | | Damien | |
| S01E09 | 1997-12-17 | | Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo | |
| S01E08 | 1997-11-19 | | Starvin' Marvin | |
| S01E07 | 1997-10-29 | | Pinkeye | |
| S01E06 | 1997-09-17 | | Death | |
| S01E05 | 1997-09-10 | | An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig | |
| S01E04 | 1997-09-03 | | Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride | |
| S01E03 | 1997-08-27 | | Weight Gain 4000 | |
| S01E02 | 1997-08-20 | | Volcano | |
| S01E01 | 1997-08-13 | | Cartman Gets an Anal Probe | |
