My Kinda People and the Big To-Do

A Community Hero and a Wide Turn

Scooby-Doo Checks and Salisbury Steak

Vinyl Flooring and a Cartoon Bear

Endorphins and a Toasty Tushy

Klondike-Five and a Secret Family

Tiny Dancer and an Impromptu Picnic

Strutting Peacock and Father O'Leary

Illegal Eels and the Cantaloupe Man

Whip-Its and Emotionally Attuned Babies

Bloody Stumps and a Chemical Smell

S'Mores and a Sadness Cocoon

Woo-Woo Lights and an Onside Kick

Sober Wizard and a Woodshop Workshop

Astronauts and Fat Trimmings

Tang and a Safe Space for Everybody

Smitten Kitten and a Tiny Boo-Boo Error

Sex Bucket and the Grammar Police

Big Sad Eyes and an Antique Hot Dog

Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival

A Judgy Face and Your Grandma's Drawers

Beef Baloney Dan and the Hot Zone

Judy Garland and a Sexy Troll Doll

Somebody's Grandmother and the A-List

Cheddar Cheese and a Squirrel Circus

Dammit Sandra and Viking Ancestors

Silly Frills and a Depressed Garden Gnome

One Tiny Incision and a Coffin Dress

Higgledy-Piggledy and a Cat Show

Tuna Florentine and a Clean Handoff

Hot Butter and Toxic Narcissism

Pork Butt and a Mall Walker

Wile E. Coyote and a Pretentious Douche

Fake Bacon and a Plan to Kill All of Us

Twirly Flippy Men and a Dirty Bird

Goat Yogurt and Ample Parking

Pop Pop and a Puma

Audrey Hepburn and a Jalepeño Pepper

Crazy Hair and a Teeny Tiny Part of Canada

Finger Guns and Beef Bourguignon

Triple Dip and an Overhand Grip

Lumbar Support and Old Pork

Soup Town and a Little Blonde Mongoose

A Dark Closet and Therapy with Horses

Skippy and the Knowledge Hole

Sparkling Banter and a Failing Steel Town

Kalamazoo and a Bad Wedge of Brie

Big Floor Pillows and a Ball of Fire

Hacky Sack and a Beautiful Experience

Foot Powder and the Barrelworks Pirates

Flamingos and a Dance-Based Exercise Class

Pork Loin and a Beat-up Monte Carlo

Jell-O Shots and the Truth About Santa

Puzzle Club and a Closet Party

Cottage Cheese and a Weird Buzz

Flying Monkeys and a Tank of Nitrous

Big Sauce and Coconut Water

Ambulance Chasers and a Babbling Brook

Go-Go Boots and a Butt Cushion

Pre-Washed Lettuce and a Mime

Diamond Earrings and a Pumpkin Head

Phone Confetti and a Wee Dingle

Ocular Fluid and Fighting Robots

A Taco Bowl and a Tubby Seamstress

Spaghetti Sauce and a Dumpster Fire

Crazy Snakes and a Clog to the Head

Eight Cats and the Hat Show

Esta Loca and a Little Klingon

Charlotte Brontë and a Backhoe

Pudding and a Screen Door

Push-Down Coffee and a Working Turn Signal

Bert and Ernie and a Blessing of the People

A Bear and a Bladder Infection

Teenage Vampires and a White Russian

An Epi-Pen and a Security Cat

Too Many Hippies and Huevos Rancheros

Smooth Jazz and a Weird Floaty Eye

Poodle Fuzz and a Twinge of Jealousy

Fancy Crackers and Giant Women

A Seafaring Ancestor and a Bloomin' Onion

Fish Town and Too Many Thank You's

Twinkle Lights and Grandma Shoes

Lockjaw and a Liquid Diet

A Few Thongs and a Hawaiian Funeral

A Cricket and a Hedge Made of Gold

Tantric Sex and the Sprouted Flute

Tush Push and Some Radishes

Black Mold and an Old Hot Dog

Martinis and a Sponge Bath

Night Swimmin' and an English Muffin

Roast Chicken and a Funny Story

A Bouncy Castle and an Aneurysm

Wind Chimes and a Bottomless Pit of Sadness

Good Karma and the Big Weird

A Safe Word and a Rib Eye

Bad Hand and British Royalty

Freckled Bananas and a Little Schwinn

Cornbread and a Cashmere Onesie

Xanax and a Baby Duck

Blow and a Free McMuffin

Curious George and the Big Red Nightmare

Sparkling Water and Ba-Dinkers

Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop

High-Tops and Brown Jacket

Atticus Finch and the Downtrodden

Mahjong Sally and the Ecstasy

Pure Evil and a Free Piece of Cheesecake

A Catheter and a Dipsy-Doodle

Beast Mode and Old People Kissing

Caperberries and a Glass Eye

Cornflakes and the Hair of Three Men

Nazi Zombies and a Two-Hundred-Pound Baby

Death, Death, Death and a Bucket of Chicken

Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild Side

Diabetic Lesbians and a Blushing Bride

Cinderella and a Drunk MacGyver

Quaaludes and Crackerjack

My Little Pony and a Demerol Drip

Snickerdoodle and a Nip Slip

Kreplach and a Tiny Tush

Horny-Goggles and a Catered Intervention

A Pirate, Three Frogs and a Prince

Sawdust and Brisket

Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar

Thigh Gap and a Rack of Lamb

Terrorists and Gingerbread

Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation

Patient Zero and the Chocolate Fountain

Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari

Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous

Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne

A Commemorative Coin and a Misshapen Head

Dirty Money and a Woman Named Mike

Turkey Meatballs and a Getaway Car

Benito Poppins and a Warm Pumpkin

Cheeseburger Salad and Jazz

Kitty Litter and a Class A Felony

Three Smiles and an Unpainted Ceiling

Nudes and a Six-Day Cleanse

Godzilla and a Sprig of Mint

Free Therapy and a Dead Lady's Yard Sale

Soapy Eyes and a Clean Slate

Crazy Eyes and a Wet Brad Pitt

Kimchi and a Monkey Playing Harmonica

Forged Resumes and the Recommended Dosage

Chicken Nuggets and a Triple Homicide

Figgy Pudding and the Rapture

Hepatitis and Lemon Zest

Smokey Taylor and a Deathbed Confession

Broken Dreams and Blocked Arteries

Clumsy Monkeys and a Tilted Uterus

Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich

Sonograms and Tube Tops

Jail, Jail and Japanese Porn

Nietzsche and a Beer Run

Fireballs and Bullet Holes

Leather Cribs and a Medieval Rack

Hot Soup and Shingles

Corned Beef and Handcuffs

Cotton Candy and Blended Fish

Belgian Waffles and Bathroom Privileges

Zombies and Cobb Salad

Big Sur and Strawberry Lube

Estrogen and a Hearty Breakfast

Abstinence and Pudding

Six Thousand Bootleg T-Shirts and a Prada Hand

Loathing and Tube Socks

A Small Nervous Meltdown and a Misplaced Fork

A Pee Stick and an Asian Raccoon

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